Sports Oct 11, 2010 at 11:13 am

New Olympic Sport: Jail Cell Bunk Bed High Diving!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
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He probably thought he'd slide right down and be transported to a magical land of pipes and mushrooms and flowers that make you shoot fireballs. This is why video games are Destroying Americaâ„¢!
Puffmagic on October 11, 2010 at 12:57 PM Report this
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Nah, he's just been watching Chappelle's Show: http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.… (at the 5:50 mark, or so)
Ansel on October 11, 2010 at 3:31 PM Report this

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