No, this isn't a vintage Blogtown post. It's new. The Trail Blazers announced this morning that the malfunctioning vessel known as Greg Oden will undergo an arthroscopic procedure on his right knee. For those keeping track at home, Oden's right knee was the original knee in which he had microfracture surgery on way, way, way back in 2007. Since then, his left knee has been the source of his recent ailments. The last time he played basketball in an NBA game was December 5, 2009, which was nearly 800 days ago.

I'm no doctor of kneeology, but his knee looks just fine in this recent (NSFW-ish) photo with a topless 6"7 woman. Christ, what a mess.