I wound up with an extra pass to this year's festival. Gets you into any show (except Mike Daisey). Best art-critic review of this picture of my cat's head on William Adama's body wins (keep it short, for the love of god). Contest closes at 2 pm tomorrow—caveat being, the winner will have to figure out how to touch base with me tomorrow evening to pick it up. Make sure there's a valid email address attached to the account you're logged in with, OR include your email in your comment. I'll email the winner by 2:30 tomorrow.

If you're not accustomed to writing fine-art reviews, my "how to speak TBA" guide might come in handy.