Article Archive
Mon, May 16, 2022

Good Afternoon, News: A Buffalo Massacre Update, Portland Shows Up for Abortion Rights, and EEEK! ELECTION DAY IS TOMORROW!! 😱

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Fri, May 13, 2022

Good Afternoon, News: New Worries for Transplanted Safe Rest Village, Baby Formula Shortage Complications, and Student Trimet Passes for Summer

by Suzette Smith
Thu, May 12, 2022

Good Afternoon, News: Hijacking the Elk, How Portland's Wealthy Skirt Election Donation Rules, and Our Very Own Black Hole!

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Wed, May 11, 2022

Good Afternoon, News: Council Caves to People for Portland, Trouble for Dutch Bros, and Dem's Attempt to Codify Roe Fails

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Tue, May 10, 2022

Good Afternoon, News: City Settlement Creates New Sweep Rules, End of an iPod, and Don't Look Now Mercury Is in Retrograde!

by Suzette Smith
Mon, May 9, 2022

Good Afternoon, News: Oregon Hate Crimes on the Rise, Portland's "Trash Czar," and Protesters Hurt SCOTUS' Feelings

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Fri, May 6, 2022

Good Afternoon, News: Better Naito Now Open Forever, an Orangutan Baby Named Jolene, and "Liam" Domination Continues

by Suzette Smith
Thu, May 5, 2022

Good Afternoon, News: Eight Lanes Proposed for I-5 Bridge, Nurses Vote to Strike, and Zealots Plan to Outlaw Abortion Pills Next

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Wed, May 4, 2022

Good Afternoon, News: Portland Stands Up for Abortion Rights, Breaking Down the City Budget, and Homeless Numbers are Waaay Up

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Tue, May 3, 2022

Good Afternoon, News: Portland Leaders React to Threatened Abortion Rights, the Mayor's New Climate Plan, and the Night Belongs to Wild Boars

by Suzette Smith
Mon, May 2, 2022

Good Afternoon, News: Mercury Endorsements Have Dropped, Georgia Judges Trump, and Duck Egg Abandonment On the Rise!

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Fri, Apr 29, 2022

Good Afternoon, News: PPB Data Shows Failure to Decrease Force, Coronavirus Surging, and Why Are There Words on My Movie?

by Suzette Smith
Thu, Apr 28, 2022

Good Afternoon, News: The Puppets Running Against Hardesty, 82nd Ave Is About to Be MUCH Safer, and Biden Considers Student Loan Forgiveness

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Wed, Apr 27, 2022

Good Afternoon, News: Portland's Wealthy Bullshit Artists, Russia Cuts Off the Gas, and (Count 'Em) THREE Positive Local Stories!

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Tue, Apr 26, 2022

Good Afternoon, News: Portland United Super PAC Unmasked, Positive Street Response Report, and Honey, I Married an Anime Character

by Suzette Smith
Mon, Apr 25, 2022

Good Afternoon, News: Police Union Picks Its Puppet, Another Timbers Protest, and Musk Pays Billions to Ruin Twitter

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Fri, Apr 22, 2022

Good Afternoon, News: Free Biketown Rides, Walt Disney World Government Dissolved, and Oregon Has $5.3 Billion Invested in Fossil Fuels

by Suzette Smith
Thu, Apr 21, 2022

Good Afternoon, News: Biden Pops By Portland, Reducing Lead in City Water, and Trouble in Disney World

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Wed, Apr 20, 2022

Good Afternoon, News: WashCo DA Demonizes Portland, Wealthy Biz Owners vs. Hardesty, and DOJ to Appeal Overturned Mask Mandate

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Tue, Apr 19, 2022

Good Afternoon, News: Public Health Director Says You Should Still Mask, Patrick Lyoya Shooting Details Emerge, and Where to Get the 420 Weed Snacks

by Suzette Smith
Mon, Apr 18, 2022

Good Afternoon, News: People for Portland Attempt Third Failure, Pizza Week is NOW, and Trump Judge Overturns Transpo Mask Mandate

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Thu, Apr 14, 2022

Good Afternoon, News: Advice from a Wheeler Ex-Staffer, Planned Parenthood to Move to OR-ID Border, and Sank Yer Warship, Russia!

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Wed, Apr 13, 2022

Good Afternoon, News: People for Portland's Failed Ballot Do-Over, Timbers/Thorns Team-Up, and Accused Brooklyn Shooter Arrested

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Tue, Apr 12, 2022

Good Afternoon, News: Sturgeon Alert, Goodnight Gottfried, and More Contradictory Putin Nonsense Statements

by Suzette Smith
Mon, Apr 11, 2022

Good Afternoon, News: Big Biz Spends Big $$ to Unseat Hardesty, Inmates Can Sue Oregon Leaders, and Philly Revives Mask Mandate

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Thu, Apr 7, 2022

Good Afternoon, News: Shady COVID Testing, Bullseye Glass Questions, and Ketanji Brown Jackson CONFIRMED!

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Wed, Apr 6, 2022

Good Afternoon, News: The Timbers' "YOU KNEW" Scandal, Portland Cops In Trouble Again, and a Sad End for DC's Naughty Fox

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Tue, Apr 5, 2022

Good Afternoon, News: New Bus Alert, Ivanka Trump Testifies, and Zelenskyy Asks 'What Good Is the UN Security Council?'

by Suzette Smith
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