Article Archive
Thu, Sep 19, 2019

Good Morning, News: Trudeau Disappoints, TriMet's Energy Challenge, and Maarquii's New Banger

by Blair Stenvick
Wed, Sep 18, 2019

Good Morning, News: Elizabeth Warren Surges, Corey Lewandowski is a Certified Dum-Dum, and Possible Proof of Alien Cow Murderers

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Tue, Sep 17, 2019

Good Morning, News: Kaiser Strike, Climate Strike, and SNL Strikes Shane Gillis

by Blair Stenvick
Mon, Sep 16, 2019

Good Morning, News: Kavanaugh's New Sexual Assault Allegation, Ric Ocasek RIP, and Satanists Defeat Patriot Prayer

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Fri, Sep 13, 2019

Good Morning, News: The Dem Debate (ft. Biden's Record Player), City Exonerates Patriot Prayer-Protecting Cop, and RIP Eddie Money

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Thu, Sep 12, 2019

Good Morning, News: New Cop Contracts, Vape Ban, and Debate Night

by Blair Stenvick
Wed, Sep 11, 2019

Good Morning, News: Bolton Gets the Boot, September 11th Remembered, and Cookie Monster Remixes Lizzo

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Tue, Sep 10, 2019

Good Morning, News: Another City Council Candidate, Inching Closer to a Grocery Strike, and NRA Sues SF

by Blair Stenvick
Mon, Sep 9, 2019

Good Morning, News: US Turns Away Hurricane Refugees, Trump Tries to Befriend the Taliban, and Banjo Attack!

by Alex Zielinski
Fri, Sep 6, 2019

Good Morning, News: Dorian Hits Carolinas, Grand Jury Says Local MAGA Supporter Instigated Assault, and Nicki Minaj Threatens to Retire

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Thu, Sep 5, 2019

Good Morning, News: Climate Town Hall, Tracking Airbnb, and Trump's Lightbulb Troll

by Blair Stenvick
Wed, Sep 4, 2019

Good Morning, News: Dorian Devastates Bahamas, Lots of Government Corruption, and SIX (!) Examples of Actual Good News!

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Tue, Sep 3, 2019

Good Morning, News: Texas Shooting, Dorian's Impact, and Portland's 40th Traffic Death in 2019

by Blair Stenvick
Fri, Aug 30, 2019

Good Morning, News: Jeffrey Epstein's Teen Recruitment Team, Trump Fakes China Call, and Portland Homeless Hater Arrested

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Thu, Aug 29, 2019

Good Morning, News: Dem Debate Update, Policing Political Fashion, and Fixing Medical Marijuana

by Blair Stenvick
Tue, Aug 27, 2019

Good Morning, News: Undercover Patriots, Looming Strikes, and Beating the Heat

by Blair Stenvick
Mon, Aug 26, 2019

Good Morning, News: Timbers Army Protests, and Determining Fault in the 2017 MAX Stabbings

by Blair Stenvick
Fri, Aug 23, 2019

Good Morning, News: Fed Reserve Disses Trump, Video Damns Joey Gibson, and One Koch Bro Down... One to Go

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Thu, Aug 22, 2019

Good Morning, News: The Amazon Burns, Inslee Drops Out of Race, and Trump Is "Least Racist Person"

by Alex Zielinski
Wed, Aug 21, 2019

Good Morning, News: Trump Can't Buy Greenland, Detains More Migrant Kids, and is Anti-Semitic (Just Another Day!)

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Tue, Aug 20, 2019

Good Morning, News: Protest Aftermath, Timbers Uphold Iron Front Ban, and Oregon Stands Up For Abortion Rights

by Blair Stenvick
Mon, Aug 19, 2019

Good Morning, News: Portland Protests, Bangladesh Burns, and Shooter Stopped

by Alex Zielinski
Fri, Aug 16, 2019

Good Morning, News: Joey Gibson Charged, Oath Keepers Out, and Chloe Eudaly Challenged

by Blair Stenvick
Thu, Aug 15, 2019

Good Morning, News: Portland Protest Prep, Planned Parenthood's Funding Dilemma, and Steve King Still Sucks

by Blair Stenvick
Wed, Aug 14, 2019

Good Morning, News: Here Comes Trump's Recession, Stacey Abrams for Veep, and How to Protest This Weekend

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Tue, Aug 13, 2019

Good Morning, News: Trump Guts Endangered Species Law, GOP Rewrites Statue of Liberty Poem, and a Bad Day for Moscow Mitch

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Mon, Aug 12, 2019

Good Morning, News: Epstein Suicide, Hong Kong Violence, and the Kool-Aide Man

by Alex Zielinski
Fri, Aug 9, 2019

Good Morning, News: Signs of Impeachment, Trump Snuggles with NRA, and (Surprise!) Biden Sticks Foot in Mouth

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Thu, Aug 8, 2019

Good Morning, News: Cider Riot Assaulter Arrested, Farming's Future, and Justice for Monica!

by Blair Stenvick
Wed, Aug 7, 2019

Good Morning, News: Trump's Unwelcome Visit, Tucker Carlson Calls White Supremacy a Hoax, and Wheeler's Stern Warning

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Tue, Aug 6, 2019

Good Morning, News: Remembering Toni Morrison, Mass Shooting Aftermath, and Portland Protests, Past and Future

by Blair Stenvick
Mon, Aug 5, 2019

Good Morning, News: A Deadly Weekend

by Alex Zielinski
Fri, Aug 2, 2019

Good Morning, News: A New City Council Candidate, Baseball at Lloyd Center, and Portland's Funniest Person

by Blair Stenvick
Thu, Aug 1, 2019

Good Morning, News: China Threatens Hong Kong, the Rock Pulls a Helicopter Out of the Sky, and Joe Biden Is "Fine"

by Erik Henriksen
Wed, Jul 31, 2019

Good Morning, News: Democrats Debate (Again), Portland Cops Kill Civilian, and CJ McCollum's Sticking Around

by Alex Zielinski
Tue, Jul 30, 2019

Good Morning, News: More Debates, Public Internet in Portland, and "Old Town Road" Breaks Billboard Record

by Blair Stenvick
Mon, Jul 29, 2019

Good Morning, News: Trump Bashes Baltimore, Gunman Kills Three in California, and Portland Settles Hazing Lawsuit

by Alex Zielinski
Fri, Jul 26, 2019

Good Morning, News: Feds Okay Capital Punishment, Bigotry in Mississippi, and the Future of TriMet Fights

by Alex Zielinski
Thu, Jul 25, 2019

Good Morning, News: Mueller Fizzles, Union Updates, and RIP Tuca and Bertie

by Blair Stenvick
Wed, Jul 24, 2019

Good Morning, News: Mueller's At Bat, 9/11 Responders Get Health Coverage, and RBG is Alive

by Alex Zielinski
Tue, Jul 23, 2019

Good Morning, News: The Push for Safe Gun Storage, It's Boris!, and Joey Gibson: Legal Expert

by Blair Stenvick
Mon, Jul 22, 2019

Good Morning, News: Almost Mueller Time, AOC Death Threat, and Stephen Miller Defends Racism

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Fri, Jul 19, 2019

Good Morning, News: Trump's Racist Slogan, Bernie Campaign Workers Demand Fair Wage, and the Waking Nightmare that is Cats

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Thu, Jul 18, 2019

Good Morning, News: Hardesty Calls Out ODOT, Wheeler Goes to Washington, and Ilhan Omar Rises

by Blair Stenvick
Wed, Jul 17, 2019

Good Morning, News: The Racist President's Racist Rhetoric, GOP Crybabies' Bid to Recall Gov. Brown, and an Important Damian Lillard Space Jam 2 Update!

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Tue, Jul 16, 2019

Good Morning, News: Republicans Want to Recall Brown, Stinky Flower Stinks, and Yes, You Still Have to Care About Cementless Milkshakes

by Blair Stenvick
Fri, Jul 12, 2019

Good Morning, News: Bad Men Face Consequences (Sometimes), and Fuck ICE

by Blair Stenvick
Thu, Jul 11, 2019

Good Morning, News: Portland Steps Up for Abortion Rights, Acosta Defends Himself, and We Aren't Impressed with Aziz Ansari

by Blair Stenvick
Wed, Jul 10, 2019

Good Morning, News: Trump Stumbles on Census Question, Portland's Mayor Race Begins, and US Women's Team Gets Ticker Tape Parade

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Tue, Jul 9, 2019

Good Morning, News: Obamacare in Danger (Again), Sex Creep Epstein's Shady Deal, and Mayor Defends "Cement Milkshake" Tweet

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
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