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One Day at a Time

It’s Ann’s final One Day at a Time... ever!

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Somebody save Azealia Banks from Elon Musk! Or... wait. Should that be the other way around?

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Another Week, Another Reminder that Beyoncé Should Be in Charge of Everything

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Ruth Bader Ginsburg and Bigfoot Erotica... Together at Last!

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Bad News for Ivanka... Is Good News for Us!

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Добро пожаловать в один день, дорогие!

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Pack Your Bags, Dears! We’re Going to Mars!

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Welcome to the 2018 Public Heckling Awards!

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The GOP, Emperor Klaaktu, and Others Who Want to Destroy the Universe

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The Week in Review

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Don’t Mess with Rand Paul! (JK! Always Mess with Rand Paul!)

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Good Luck, Class of 2018!

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EXCLUSIVE! Secret Message from Melania Trump!

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Where’s Buffy When We Need Her?

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This Week’s Gossip Is Worth $36.6 Million!

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A Long-Awaited Truce Between Two World Superpowers. (Taylor and Katy!)

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Brace Yourselves for Kanye. And Rudy! And Trump’s Doctor!

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Paging Dr. Ronny! Ann needs some Percocet, STAT!

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The Week in Review

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Paul Ryan Would Like to Add You to His Professional Network on LinkedIn

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Portland Public Schools Is BRAINWASHING OUR CHILDREN! (And Other Stupid, Wrong Thoughts from Multnomah County Republicans.)

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Let’s Solve... the Mystery of the Beyoncé Biter!

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Ben Affleck Still Has His Back Tattoo... DO NOT CONGRATULATE!

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Watch Out, Universe! No, for Real, Watch Out—America Is Going to Have a “Space Force”

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Featuring Fish-Man Dildos, Russian Collusion, and Katy Perry: Nun Killer!

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One More Reason to Love Dicks!

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Fergie Finds a Way to Make America Even Worse

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All Hail Stormy Daniels, Our Goddess and Savior!

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A Closer Look at Trump and Putin’s “Russian Advances.” (It’s Handjobs.)

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All Hail Melania Trump, Our New Queen of Passive Aggression!

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What’s This? News That’s Actually... Good?

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It’s a Stormy Week in Washington!

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Oprah Wants To Be President, and the French Ruin Everything!

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This Week: Nuclear Buttons! Cheeto Dicks! And Trump vs. Bannon!

This Week in Gossip: A Royal Wedding, a Feminist Uprising, and a Severed Foot

(Or, Kim and Kanye Ruin Christmas... AGAIN)

The Best of 2017 (Part Two)

The Best “Sort Of Okay Things” That Happened This Year!

The Best of 2017 (Part One)

Or, Yes! Actual Okay Things Happened This Year!

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The Week in Review

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So... Are Any Other Royals Looking to Import a Bride?

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It’s 2017. Do YOU Know Where Al Franken’s Hand Is?

One Day at a Time: The Week in Review

Drake: HOORAY! Al Franken: HISSSS!

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EWWWWWWW! (Please Hand Us a Wet Wipe.)

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Yay! Good News! (To Be Immediately Followed by Bad News)

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Kid Rock Isn’t Running for Senate! :D Mark Cuban Is Running for President! :(

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Meet Our New BFFs: Jimmy Kimmel, Larry Flynt, and Some Idiot from Blink-182!

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How Would You Fare In an “IQ Test” with Donald Trump?

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This Week: A Whole Lot of EWWWWWW!

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We Now Return to Our Regularly Scheduled Mass Shooting

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Wow! Jennifer Lawrence Really Likes the Kardashians! Also, the World Is Falling Apart

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It’s Just So Insensitive to Talk About Climate Change! (And Ted Cruz Masturbating.)
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