The I, Anonymous Blog Submission o' the Day: Treachery at the Coffee Pot!

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: Make It Easier for Me to Vote, Goddamit!

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: Sleepy Nurse, Deadly Nurse

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: Pardon My Drone

Death-Positive Mortician Caitlin Doughty Wants You to Know the Grim Reaper's Hand Is Up Your Butt

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: Cheap Ass Cone Lickers

TBA on the Cheap: Five Affordable, Approachable TBA Picks!

The I, Anonymous Classic of the Day: The McDonald's CURSE

Owen Wilson Visits the Portland Art Museum's The Shape of Speed

The I, Anonymous Classic of the Day: Thanks, Jackass (Sincerely!)

I Smelled Portland’s (Maybe) Corpse Flower

Five Things I Learned at Wilhelm's Mausoleum This Memorial Day

The I, Anonymous Classic of the Day: A Very Shitty Date

The Arrest of the Golden State Killer Suspect and How Michelle McNamara Turned Personal Trauma into a Political Issue

Today Is My Last Day at the Mercury. Bye!!!

The I, Anonymous Classic of the Day: Dear Squirrel Murderers

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The Best Letters I Received from My "Billy Graham Is a Bigot and Homophobe" Article

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"Highlights" from Katie Roiphe's Slate "Interview"

I, Anonymous Classic: I Heart Your Filthy Socks

Today on Craigslist: Anybody Need Any Haunted Nightmare Bones?

Lars Larson and His Listeners are TERRIFIED of Pacific Northwest!

Reader Poll: Pick the Mercury's New Mascot!

Okay, But How Are You Supposed to Clean the Ash Off Your Car?

A Portland Woman Says She Saw Teens Start the Gorge Wildfire. This is Her Story.

Christian Pastor: Jesus Christ Is Basically Hitler

The Cutest Pet in Portland Is... Johnny the Pig!

Joey Gibson, Whose Rallies Attract Extremists, Cancels San Francisco Rally Because of Extremists

Cutest Pet Photo Contest Final Vote: Sora vs. Johnny

Cutest Pet Photo Contest: Sora vs. Django; Johnny vs. Chauncey

Cutest Pet Photo Contest: Sora vs. Bart and Django vs. Darla

Cheating Will Not Be Tolerated in the Mercury's Cutest Pet Photo Contest

Former Police Chief Larry O'Dea Lied to City Investigators Multiple Times, Officials Conclude

Cutest Pet Photo Contest: Bun Bun vs. Johnny; Louie vs. Chauncey

Cutest Pet Photo Contest: Lulu and Trotskey vs. Django; Pedro vs. Darla

Cutest Pet Photo Contest: Bowie vs. Sora and Bart vs. Vinnie

Today on Craigslist: Man Wants to Impregnate Some Lucky Woman During Eclipse

Cutest Pet Photo Contest: Ottis vs. Louie and Chauncey vs. Lola

City Council Just Demanded Early Statements from Cops After Shootings. Here Are Three Big Questions.

Cutest Pet Photo Contest: Samwise vs. Bun Bun and Joy vs. Johnny

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An On-Duty PBOT Employee Trolled Under Armour with a Nike Swoosh—Then Retired

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Dog Rescuers Beware! The Dog You're Saving From a Hot Car Could Be a Cardboard Cut-Out