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Wed, Mar 23, 2022

The I, Anonymous Rant o' the Day: Get Yer Stinkin' Bikes Off Our Stinkin' Trails!

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Mon, Jul 19, 2021

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: "Where My Toyota RAV4 Community At?"

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Mon, Jul 12, 2021

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: "I'm from Vancouver!"

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Tue, Jun 29, 2021

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: "Hey, Grandpa Asshole!"

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Fri, Jun 4, 2021

Last Chance! Fill Out the Mercury Reader Survey for a Chance to Win a Cool Prize!

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Tue, Jun 1, 2021

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: Sidewalk Criminals

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Tue, Jun 1, 2021

Opinions Wanted: Take the Mercury Reader Survey (and Enter to Win a Great Prize)!

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Tue, May 18, 2021

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: "Murder Cats v. Murder Kids"

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Tue, Jan 5, 2021

I, Anonymous Classic: "Dear Really Drunk Guys at the Strip Club"

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Thu, Apr 2, 2020

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: "The Scream"

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Mon, Mar 30, 2020

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: "STOP ORDERING DELIVERY YOU ANIMALS"

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Sat, Mar 28, 2020

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: You Don't Need Marzipan!

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Mon, Mar 23, 2020

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: "Grocery Store Workers Fucking Hate You"

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Wed, Mar 4, 2020

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: "Stop Your Coronavirus Hoarding!"

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Fri, Feb 28, 2020

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: "I Stalked You For Years"

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Mon, Feb 24, 2020

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: "Ban the Bar Line!"

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Fri, Jan 3, 2020

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: Sock Sex

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Thu, Dec 26, 2019

All the Scented Holiday Candles I Bought at the Michaels on SE 82nd, Reviewed

by Blair Stenvick
Fri, Dec 13, 2019

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: Eunuch-Cycle

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Mon, Dec 9, 2019

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: Pinballin'

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Thu, Nov 21, 2019

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: The Porn Plumber

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Mon, Nov 18, 2019

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: Nobody Cares About Your Birthday!

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Mon, Oct 21, 2019

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: Why the Fuck Do We Bathe in the Morning?!?

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Thu, Aug 8, 2019

You'll Never Look at Monster Energy Drink the Same After Watching This Viral Twitter Video

by Ned Lannamann
Mon, May 13, 2019

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: Deod-o-rant

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Fri, May 10, 2019

The New Billy Ray Cyrus Video Officially Makes Weed Uncool

by Ned Lannamann
Thu, May 9, 2019

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: Nude Beach Mushroom Trip

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Tue, Apr 30, 2019

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: Chalk It Up

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Tue, Apr 16, 2019

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: 20 is Not Plenty?

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Tue, Mar 12, 2019

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: The Heavy-Breathing Yogi

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Tue, Feb 26, 2019

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: Roasted

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Tue, Feb 12, 2019

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: The Bluetooth Wanker

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Mon, Feb 4, 2019

Today on Nextdoor: Blaming the Homeless for Coyote Problems

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Thu, Jan 24, 2019

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: Learn to Ride the Bus!!

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Mon, Jan 14, 2019

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: Obsessive-Compulsive Hair Care

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Thu, Dec 27, 2018

Remembering 2018: The Best Letters I Received from My "Billy Graham Is a Bigot and Homophobe" Article

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Wed, Dec 26, 2018

Remembering 2018: Portland Has One Less Trampoline Park. OH WELL!

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Tue, Dec 18, 2018

Wm. Steven Humphrey's "Unfuckwithable Rules of the White Elephant Gift Exchange"

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Tue, Dec 4, 2018

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: The Ghost of Portlandia

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Mon, Nov 19, 2018

Hacker Catches Mercury Staff Touching "Intimate Parts"; Thinks This Is Worth $600

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Mon, Nov 12, 2018

The I, Anonymous Blog Submission o' the Day: Treachery at the Coffee Pot!

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Tue, Oct 23, 2018

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: Make It Easier for Me to Vote, Goddamit!

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Thu, Oct 18, 2018

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: Sleepy Nurse, Deadly Nurse

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Thu, Oct 11, 2018

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: Pardon My Drone

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Tue, Oct 9, 2018

Death-Positive Mortician Caitlin Doughty Wants You to Know the Grim Reaper's Hand Is Up Your Butt

by Ciara Dolan
Thu, Oct 4, 2018

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: Cheap Ass Cone Lickers

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Mon, Sep 3, 2018

TBA on the Cheap: Five Affordable, Approachable TBA Picks!

by Andrew Jankowski
Thu, Jul 19, 2018

The I, Anonymous Classic of the Day: The McDonald's CURSE

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Fri, Jun 15, 2018

Owen Wilson Visits the Portland Art Museum's The Shape of Speed

by Suzette Smith
Tue, Jun 5, 2018

The I, Anonymous Classic of the Day: Thanks, Jackass (Sincerely!)

by Wm. Steven Humphrey
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