Guys! I'm totally excited because this week's cover of the Mercury features my fave pulp artist of all time, Mort Künstler! Check it out:

Artist: Mort Künstler
  • Artist: Mort Kuntsler

ISN'T THIS AMAZING?? What cracks me up is that it's obviously telling some sort of story... but what's the story? Offer your suggestions for what's going on in this picture after the jump. (And since I'm hereby declaring today "Mort Künstler Day," I'll be back later with more great examples of his genius art!)