Artsy May 30, 2013 at 11:14 am

Captain Picard Day Is Coming. DO NOT DISAPPOINT ME

Erik Henriksen
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IF ONE WERE--HYPOTHETICALLY, OF COURSE--IF ONE WERE TO HYPOTHETICALLY HAVE A TATTOO ON A BUTTOCK OF CAPTAIN PICARD AND BEVERLY CRUSHER IN AN--AHEM--INTIMATE EMBRACE, HOW WOULD ONE SUBMIT THAT PIECE OF ART TO THE CONTEST?
Drunk & Write on May 30, 2013 at 12:58 PM Report this
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Very carefully.
Franklin Chillano Broosevelt on May 30, 2013 at 1:05 PM Report this
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I would recommend taking a picture and submitting it, but then being there in person if any of the judges need to perform a closer inspection.
caustic on May 30, 2013 at 1:16 PM Report this
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I demand that there be a Counselor Troi day.
ujfoyt on May 30, 2013 at 4:30 PM Report this

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