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The Sweet Sorrows of a Portland Mercury Intern

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What Wants to Kill Me This Week? Vol. 7

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TSA Wants to Touch Your Junk, Its Employees Don't

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Today in Old Ladies Saying Awful Things
Nov 23 1:29 PM

Today in Old Ladies Saying Awful Things

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Today In Embarrassed Clapping
Nov 18 2:14 PM

Today In Embarrassed Clapping

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The Three Worst Ideas of the Day
Nov 18 1:25 PM

The Three Worst Ideas of the Day

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Four Loko: A Look At Ourselves
Nov 17 3:44 PM

Four Loko: A Look At Ourselves

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What Wants to Kill Me This Week? Vol. 6
Nov 17 2:44 PM

What Wants to Kill Me This Week? Vol. 6

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An Assertive Moment for Metal
Nov 16 3:02 PM

An Assertive Moment for Metal

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Different Strokes, I Guess
Nov 11 2:43 PM

Different Strokes, I Guess

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H.P. Lovecraft Nightmare 1, Canadian Pop Sensation 0
Nov 11 12:57 PM

H.P. Lovecraft Nightmare 1, Canadian Pop Sensation 0

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The Week in British Chaos
Nov 10 2:13 PM

The Week in British Chaos

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New Plug-ins to Handle Your Social Ineptitude
Nov 9 3:28 PM

New Plug-ins to Handle Your Social Ineptitude

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Humanity: Doing Stuff for the Hell of It, Since Forever
Nov 9 2:12 PM

Humanity: Doing Stuff for the Hell of It, Since Forever

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Bush: Things Were Fine Until Kanye Got All Mean
Nov 9 12:57 PM

Bush: Things Were Fine Until Kanye Got All Mean

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Radioactive Rabbit Found in Wash. Nuclear Site
Nov 5 1:27 PM

Radioactive Rabbit Found in Wash. Nuclear Site

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Second City Picks on Stoners Who Don't Read Carefully
Nov 4 2:25 PM

Second City Picks on Stoners Who Don't Read Carefully

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The War on Boobs
Nov 4 1:27 PM

The War on Boobs

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