Elinor Jones

Elinor Jones

Elinor Jones writes the gossip column, THE TRASH REPORT, as well as movie reviews, and dinosaur stuff. She likes your lipstick.

The Trash Report Sep 25 10:00 AM

THE TRASH REPORT: Jets, Strikes, Heavy Metal Dads, and Chris Pine is Thriving

Let's go, gossip lovers! It's time for the filthiest trash of the week!

The Trash Report Sep 18 10:00 AM

THE TRASH REPORT: Old Politicians, Young Pop Stars, #MeToo Aftershocks, and Solidarity Forever

It's time to dig deep into this week's filthy can of garbage-y gossip!

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The Trash Report Sep 11 10:00 AM

THE TRASH REPORT: Sports, Divorce, Hip-Hop, Bangs, and How I'm Just Like Emily Ratajkowski

Time to get elbow deep in this week's roundup of garbage-y gossip!

The Trash Report Aug 28 9:59 AM

THE TRASH REPORT: The Bad Men, the Bog Man, Scooter Braun, and Questionable Commuting Foods

Put on your hazmat suit—it's time for this week's stinkiest, trashiest gossip.

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The Trash Report Jul 31 10:00 AM

THE TRASH REPORT: Let Barbie Live, Let Mitch McConnell...you know..., and Brad Pitt Keeps Trying to Make Us Forget He Sucks

Gather 'round, Trash Pandas! It's time for this week's hot takes and latest gossip.

The Trash Report Jul 10 10:00 AM

THE TRASH REPORT: White Lines at the White House, Icky Actors, and Camel News You Can Camel-Use

Let's go, Trash Pandas! It's time to dig elbow-deep in some garbage-y gossip!

The Trash Report Jul 3 10:00 AM

THE TRASH REPORT: Old Lady Yells at Baseball, Supreme Court, James Cameron, and... Perms? PERMS!

Time for another EXPLOSIVE edition of the gossip column that really hates fireworks.

The Trash Report Jun 26 10:57 AM

THE TRASH REPORT: Bunch of White Dudes Being Stupid... but Also: It's My Birthday!

Let's go, trash lovers! It's time to dig into some hot, and decidedly messy, GOSSIP.