Elinor Jones

Elinor Jones

Elinor Jones writes the gossip column, THE TRASH REPORT, as well as movie reviews, and dinosaur stuff. She likes your lipstick.

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The Trash Report Jun 26 3:56 AM

The Trash Report: Beloved Trans Ally Pedro Pascal Dons Important T-Shirt

Pride traffic revenge, local Gossip(s), and derailing a Shakira show is homophobic.

The Trash Report Jun 23 9:47 AM

THE TRASH REPORT: A New War AND a New Cardi B Single Just Dropped?! Wow!

And Margaret Cho has a message for the feds in Portland (and Ellen Degeneres).

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The Trash Report Jun 9 9:53 AM

The Trash Report: GIRLS (Trump and Elon), GIRLS (J. Lo and Cynthia), GIRLS (Oregonians)!!!

Get your bowls, it's time for a steaming ladle of hot, gossipy garbage.

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The Trash Report May 12 9:49 AM

The TRASH REPORT: Gossip is Yummy

Line up, Trash Pandas! It's time for a steaming bowl of garbage-y gossip.

The Trash Report Apr 28 9:50 AM

THE TRASH REPORT: Pope Dies of JD Vance Exposure, the Philip Seymour Hoffman Cinematic Universe, and More! 

Line up, trash pandas! It's time for your weekly garbage can of hot, sweaty gossip.

City Guide 2025 Apr 24 3:30 AM

Sorry… Shutting Down All Systems

Portland’s best quiet places (when one needs to disassociate).

The Trash Report Apr 21 9:50 AM

THE TRASH REPORT: In Search of "Fun"—and Other Not-So-Fun Tasks

Let's go, Trash Pandas! It's time to flip the lid off this can of garbage-y gossip.

The Trash Report Apr 14 9:50 AM

THE TRASH REPORT: Jack Black, Coachella, and Being Cool With Me: A Cool Person

Let's go, trash pandas! It's time to dig deep into this week's bucket of gossip.