Elinor Jones

Elinor Jones

Elinor Jones writes the gossip column, THE TRASH REPORT, as well as movie reviews, and dinosaur stuff. She likes your lipstick.

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Say Nice Things About… Portland’s SEXIEST Statues!

They’re historical, they’re artistic… and they’re HOT.

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The Trash Report May 15 10:00 AM

THE TRASH REPORT: MTV News, the Proper Naming Conventions for Viral Animals, and Kelly Clarkson Remains an Angel

Put on those latex gloves... it's time to dig through this week's trashiest gossip!

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The Trash Report Apr 10 10:06 AM

THE TRASH REPORT: Angela Lansbury's House, Diddy's Bad Deal, and Unlawful Pruning

Hear ye, hear ye! Get yer latest hot, steamy gossip 'n' garbage!

The Trash Report Apr 3 10:00 AM

THE TRASH REPORT: On Dads, Forklifts, AI, and Why I Wanted to Stay in Canada

Let's get elbow deep into this week's trash bin of hot gossip!

The Trash Report Mar 27 10:00 AM

Gwyneth Paltrow's Defense, Chris Martin's Misplaced Hero Worship, and Superheroes We Love (Wolverines) and Don't Love (Shazam)

Let's learn about Zachary Levi (and other rodents) in this week's edition of THE TRASH REPORT!

The Trash Report Mar 20 10:00 AM

Tom Cruise and Ed Begley Jr. Are Relatable, We Owe Bats an Apology, and I, Elinor Jones, am now a Sports Journalist

If you don't mind when things get "weird," you'll love this edition of THE TRASH REPORT!