You know there's gonna be trouble when an I, Anonymous post is titled, "Dear Single Women of Portland"—AND TROUBLE THERE IS. Here's a clip:

Taking food off my plate without asking does not tell me you're a devil-may-care, fun-loving woman. It tells me you don't respect boundaries. Once we're comfortable with each other (several dates down the road) and we've established some chemistry, that'll be fun and cute and all. On a first date, it's just presumptuous, rude and immature.

And THAT is your I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day! Just how "full of shit" is this person? Vote for yourself right here, and be sure to submit your own finger waggy rant or hanky-sobbing confession.