Speaking of rectal examinations, here's your I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day:

You: tall, skinny, a-sexual

Me: asleep, unsuspecting, vulnerable

You: overly fascinated with inserting scientific medical instruments into anuses for data collecting

Ummm... yeah. You better just read the rest here. (Hey, at least it's not about bicycles, right?) Submit your own confessions about unusual medical procedures—or whatever you want to rant about (like I give a shit) here on the always interesting, and sometimes unnerving I, Anonymous Blog!