Goddamn you, "shoulder cats!!"

For some reason it has become a trend to train a cat to sit on your shoulder. I have seen several of these attention seeking shit fucks around Portland and it makes me want to rub bile all over your god damn faces. Since when do cats like to try and balance on your fucking shoulder all day? They are not accessories.

Got a cat or a chip on your shoulder? Tell us all about it by submitting your own I, Anonymous confession/rant. The I, Anonymous Blog: It's not an accessory to wear on your shoulder!!