DON'T JUMP!!! DONNNNNNN'T... JUMMMMMMMP!!!
Dear very kind person who called the police when they thought I was going to jump off the interstate overpass, that was nice of you. And I never want to deter you or anyone from making that phone call if you think someone is going to jump, or cut, or shoot, or swallow their way into the next life, BUT, for you and all of my neighbors who see me on that bridge most mornings, I feel I need to explain myself.
Wait... so you're not jumping? And there's a good reason why you aren't? BOY, I WANNA HEAR THIS ONE! Join me won't you in finding out why someone's suspiciously hanging out on the interstate overpass, and while you're there, check out a buttload of other rants on the I, Anonymous Blog from people you DO wish would jump off the overpass. (And submit your own as well. Eh, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em, right?)