Hey! There are some verrrrry spicy new I, Anonymous Blog posts you should read, including this one in which a guy makes unfunny "stalker" jokes, this one about a homeless person who didn't appreciate a dude's sandwich, and this one about someone who hates me and the Mercury sooooo much—but can't quit me. He/she just can't quit me!
However! My personal fave of the day is this one about someone who despises basketball, and is 100,000 percent RIGHT!
Dear my friends: I don’t care about basketball. We’ve established this. It’s lame and boring and inspires moments of unsettling groupthink in you otherwise intelligent folks. Every time I try to bring up this perfectly reasonable point, you act as if I was accusing your grandmother of being Hitler. Anyway, I thought that this winter would be different. Just once we might have enjoyed the plethora of fun, interesting adventures this city has to offer, instead of spending the whole damned time camped in front of a television eating Funyuns and yelling. But now, that dream is dead.
Ugghh! He's so right! Basketball am DUMB. However, I don't like him disparaging Funyuns. They're delicious. Hey, do you have an opinion about hatred and hating things? By all means submit it to the I, Anonymous Blog! Everybody else does.