I automatically fall in love with anything on the I, Anonymous blog that starts out with a great first line... such as:

Hey people - i have herpes & hemorrhoids.

I was all ready to run around the office giving high-fives after reading this... that is, UNTIL I READ THE REST OF IT, and realized that... weeeeeeeell, maybe, possibly, probably I had something to do with this person's problem. BUT IT'S NOT WHAT YOU'RE THINKING AND... and oh, eff it. Just read the goddamn thing, as well as all the other new I, Anonymooses submitted in the last 24 hours. And while you're there, submit your own! (Hopefully one that doesn't make me feel like a dick.)

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