While there's a new troll-baiting post about Portlandia over at the I, Anonymous Blog (which I didn't write—I swear!), there's also this one which you have to admit has a great opening line.

To the two ignorant freaks that were in the hot tub with me tonight debating on whether or not there were more skinheads, or greasers, I hate you.

How come you guys don't submit more I, Anonymooses that take place in hot tubs? You should really work on that. Got a rant or confession (hot tub related or not) you'd like to share with an angry public? Visit the I, Anonymous Blog: Don't worry... it's heavily chlorinated!