As you may have noticed, the entire Mercury site pooped the bed for a couple of hours. According to our tech team the cause was an overloaded system kerblooey that systematically phlurpled our maxifestergram unit, thereby umbilating our tanberbastardicagoogle. Anyway… it’s fixed and we’re back. You didn’t miss much… we pretty much just sat around and watched Erik Henriksen slowly eat an entire box of Bugles. But now? We’re happy again! In fact, we’re so happy, we’re going to have a party, and hire this four-year-old to DJ it for us. “Dog, you’re making our abs hurt!”

Thanks for your patience, guys.

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

One reply on “And We’re Back!”

  1. Who was surfing Russian porn sites during the editorial meeting? That’ll make your system go down faster than…well, I don’t know who. (But I wish I did.)

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