"...and parts from a pathetic genetically altered freak of nature which, although it has wings, should not in any way be classified as an actual chicken." Just because they slice their beaks off, pump 'em up with antibiotics and cram them in tiny cages in which they can't stand up and are shit on by all the other chickens in tiny cages above them, doesn't mean they aren't "actual" chickens Patrick. They probably still feel horrible pain when they are slaughtered. Or perhaps it's just sweet release from a lifetime of torture. Either way, they're still technically "chickens"

Apparently cats aren't very good at determining what day of the week it is.

IT'S CATURDAY!!!