Blaze OUT

Blazer dancers OUT

The NBA is so cookie cutter and boring now they have to distract you with tits, ass, piped in music and a retarded cat. Remember when Portland had some of the best fans in the league? Oh wait...then they outpriced their real fans so they could sell seats to people who are there to be seen.

Please note typo in first line,

Ditto Garrett,

Not funny,

Next!

Hey, doesn't the Mercury have some cute writers who want to shake their bottoms? As a frequent reader, I strongly encourage some in-depth coverage.

I hope the Blazer organization has hired a new director, coach, brand manager for the Blazerdancers. They are the saddest danceteam in the league. These are 20 somethings, and need a NEW, fresh, sexy makeover. Their uniforms are outdated, too conservative and unflattering for their figures. They need a new website and no more bikini calendars where they are cut in half, bad photos on the last one. I like the Blazerdancers, just bring them into the year 2008.