Politics Aug 6, 2008 at 10:30 am

Portland City Government Caption Contest

Matt Davis
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The gentleman on the left is hizzoner de mayor and the masked man on the right is either the Lone Ranger circa the 24th Century or the head of the Portland Planning Commission discussing Ms. Mirk's translation of the report revealing that he's up to no good.

Could go either way. Am I close?
on August 6, 2008 at 11:14 AM Report this
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insert stupid Satirist comment about lack of comments here:

"blabbity blah blah..
Nexth!"

(continues living in basement and eating jello)
pinehurstkid on August 6, 2008 at 11:28 AM Report this
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Wtf why is that Crimson Guard so old?

PS: Dude. Golfbag.
on August 6, 2008 at 11:28 AM Report this
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Clearly we are dealing with Lt. Jeff Kaer and his union leader Robert King after Kaer got his job back.
Number Six on August 6, 2008 at 11:34 AM Report this
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Warwick Davis and Gabe Kaplan?
Lanceonfire on August 6, 2008 at 11:44 AM Report this
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Sir:

Pinehurst Kid discussing reality with his ego?

I remain your humble servant.

Jacomus
Jacomus d'Paganus-Fatuus on August 6, 2008 at 12:15 PM Report this
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Tom Potter declares: Mission Accomplished!
Rosie Sizer is amused (despite a recent mishap at the beauty shop) and compliments him on his severly thorough shaving job.
Beer Batter on August 6, 2008 at 3:18 PM Report this
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Beer Batter:

I say, nicely done, sir (or madam).

As we keep telling Wm.TM, a little humor never hurt anyone. Might even make them healthier and happier.
Int'l. Assoc. of Satirists on August 6, 2008 at 5:05 PM Report this
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The balding dude looks like a young Dick Cheney, which means Cobra Commander obviously represents the Illuminati who founded Halliburton, so we wouldn't even know who the fuck he is, now would we?
DemonJuice on August 6, 2008 at 7:34 PM Report this

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