See? This is why I rarely eat red meat.

Get it? RARELY.

Because it's ....oh never mind.

Wow, you spelled "Fred Meyer" three different ways in your first four sentences, and not one of the spellings was correct. Bravo!

Ordinarily I hold that the person who points out the spelling error is the more demonstrably flawed individual, and I will even cop to that in this instance, but good lord did you fuck up "Fred Meyer" something fierce. The first one is even bold!

Kiala, you need to go back to Cowlifornia with that udderly ridiculous joke.

Oh, I say, kiala and spud boy, nice work to you both. kiala, your exceptionally bad pun is still funnier than most things found in the Mercury. And the spellings. Spud boy, quite the good catch. Kudos to you both.

Oops, it appears Martin snuck in a zinger whilst my back was turned, eh, what? Nicely done as well. Keep this up and the Mercury staff may get the idea, don't you know.

In my haste to quickly disseminate this important information to my readers, I completely and consistently misspelled "Meyer." It's one of the joys of being your own editor. The error has been corrected.
Thanks for the insight, spodbouy! Keep reading!

hugs/kisses

Nothing escapes the Fathom Blooger... Nothing!
Thanks for the insight, Fangdom Bleeper! Keep reading!

hugs/kisses

"Thank you, Ratprick."

Ha! Beautiful! Guess I started it... Lesson learned.

Pun wars and spoonerisms make me Angus. Stop it, or I go back to Jersey, or just retire to the porch with a Holstein of beer.

Oh, I say, chappies, quite a punishing list of comments.

Get it? Punishing? Ha?

Some days I wonder why I do this job.