"Seriously, it was like making love to a beautiful woman, and then watching her take her dentures out."

Fuck do I care what she takes out of her mouth after I'm done with her?

Don't you want the dentures out *before* the sex?

http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/inq-blinq/What_makes_Obama_move.html

Dear the people: Global warming is a communist conspiracy, isn't it? Jesus will return and take you and all those who have professed their faith and accepted him as their personal savior straight up to heaven despite the fact there is no "up" in the universe? Fox News is the best, fairest source of information, and Richard Nixon was framed. In fact, Benjamin Franklin's son, William, a conservative, was right, wasn't he, when he left the country because of its liberal institutions? Conservatives have hated that common men and women can vote, have hated the Constitution and the Bill of Rights for all 232 years of their existance, and you haven't a clue, do you? You listen to Bill O'Reilly on Fox, a man Rush Limbaugh calls "the Ted Knight" of broadcast journalism and believe him despite the hundreds of quiet apologies he's been forced to issue for making things up. You're being had, and you are not smart enough to get it. You have my sincerest sympathy.

We all love this country. Except the people. He wants to bring in a fascist dictatorship featuring Geo. W. Bush and his puppet master Carl Rove. Good going the people. You are full of anger and hate and jealosy of those who can think for themselves. I know, Jesus made me say it. Get a life, bozo.