Media Sep 10, 2008 at 4:58 pm

Facebook Status Updates

Ned Lannamann
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might be crabby in the afternoon, too.
Beth Delaney on September 10, 2008 at 6:50 PM Report this
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"nuts to you and the MFNW bracelet you rode in on"
I want to delete my account on September 10, 2008 at 7:09 PM Report this
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is dressed all in black today.
BrianM on September 10, 2008 at 7:17 PM Report this
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Facebook? You mean that thing that got distributed to my entire school freshman year where I made the Gary Busey face 'cause I thought it'd be funny?
DemonJuice on September 10, 2008 at 7:29 PM Report this
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is preemptively congratulating the nerds at CERN for destroying existence.
Ansel on September 10, 2008 at 8:09 PM Report this
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is Tiny House planning
Hula on September 10, 2008 at 8:25 PM Report this
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54%?
cicolini on September 10, 2008 at 8:37 PM Report this
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is writing a strongly worded email to No Pudge Brownies.
kiala on September 10, 2008 at 9:47 PM Report this
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___ is shocked to have learned Sylvester Stallone was originally to play Axel Foley in Beverly Hills Cop.

Why aren't we facebrook friends you jerk!?
on September 10, 2008 at 10:09 PM Report this
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___ is no longer wondering why the slog is better than Blogtown.
JakeM on September 11, 2008 at 10:46 AM Report this

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