Drunk Oct 20, 2008 at 2:33 pm

The (Delicious, Lightly-Carbonated, Malternative) Dream is Dead

Ezra Ace Caraeff
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I have a hard time believing this is the first time I've heard of the "malternative" market...
Freshmaker on October 20, 2008 at 3:16 PM Report this
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Ooh ooh! I have a Zima story involving the following:

1: stealing 2 cases from a liquor store
2: drinking both cases amongst 3 dudes
3: Being 16
4: the time being 3am when we thought it was a good idea to make prank phone calls and tape them. Totally have that tape at my dads house.
on October 20, 2008 at 4:03 PM Report this
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Ezra, now I won't know what to serve when I invite you over for drinks! Bartles and Jaymes?
Beer Batter on October 21, 2008 at 2:04 PM Report this

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