ITS CATURDAY. POST SOME FUCKING CATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so, you may have heard this before, but the best way to avoid this problem is to keep your cat indoors. although Q may behave like a tormented soul when denied the great outdoors, really it's in his (and your) best interests. he's healthier, safer, you save on vet bills, worry, and concern about the sluts who are luring your kitteh away. :)

A few more suggestions:

1) Track your cat: http://www.mr-lee-catcam.de/ct_index.htm (I can think of all kinds of other uses for this thing too.)

2) Apparently, your kitty is getting what it needs from someone else that he isn't getting enough of from you.

3) Cats cannot resist tuna. Train him that in the middle of the night, when you're getting a glass of water or something, also give him a little tuna. Make it routine and he will worship you.

4) He's just not that into you.

It always amazes me to see people patting themselves on the back for taking in "strays". How do they know they're not stealing someone's cat!

If you want to protect Queequeg from these do-gooders (and cars), I second the indoor cat sentiment. I have a cat now who spent over a decade as an indoor-outdoor cat. Now she's only indoors and at her age, she seems to like the security. Your guy might like some security as well if he's just been in a fight. Now's the time.

Things to remember: a clean litterbox is a usable (and non-stinky) litterbox. And if your cat meows wildly for his freedom, give him some attention and play time so he doesn't get fat and depressed.

we took in a cat that we believe to be someone elses cat.... but it wont fucking leave!

That cat is dreamy.

Where can I get me a red velvet Mao?