I like how there's weiners in blankets next to them in the last picture.

I understand those are supposed to be mushy diseased penises, and it's pretty clear what the lettuce represents, but what about the pineapples?

The pineapple are "banana" rings.

They keep your "banana" upright and strong all through the night.

woah...that is the most phallic salad I've ever seen.

Candle Salad?? Someone actually SERVED this at a dinner party???