Drunk Dec 5, 2008 at 12:40 pm

Don't Go There!

Dan Savage
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Fuck you
Graham on December 5, 2008 at 12:55 PM Report this
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LEMON PARTY!
Mark Searcy on December 5, 2008 at 1:06 PM Report this
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I clicked on it, and within five seconds I couldn't close the window fast enough! BRRRRR!!
Wm. Steven Humphrey on December 5, 2008 at 1:12 PM Mercury Staff
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The guy is surprisingly calm considering what just happened.....
ouch! on December 5, 2008 at 1:23 PM Report this
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For clarification: I thought I'd watch this all the way through out of journalistic curiosity. I got about 40 seconds through, and it has disturbed me so deeply that I don't think I'll ever forget it. Dan is absolutely right. Don't go there. Not even for curiosity's sake. Of course, that's only going to make you more curious. But I'm not kidding. This is the most disturbing video I have ever seen in my life.
Matt Davis on December 5, 2008 at 1:24 PM Report this
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I'm so not curious.
tk. on December 5, 2008 at 1:25 PM Report this
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Agh! NSFW!!!! NSFAnywhere!!!!
Suburban Porn King on December 5, 2008 at 1:30 PM Report this
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wow.. it took epic willpower to sit through the whole thing.. It took 2 separate attempts and a lot of teeth gritting..

Well done.
toast on December 5, 2008 at 1:39 PM Report this
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couldn't get through the whole thing.

JakeM on December 5, 2008 at 1:43 PM Report this
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I can't believe I clicked it. I don't feel so good now. Seriously, 2g1c is much better than this.
brenoc on December 5, 2008 at 1:58 PM Report this
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If you choose to watch this, it will be way worse than you anticipate. Fuck you Dan.
dankrag on December 5, 2008 at 2:09 PM Report this
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I made it 20 seconds in and had to stop. I can't even imagine how much worse it gets.
jim on December 5, 2008 at 2:54 PM Mercury Staff
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The grunting and sounds of glass grinding on glass I think really put me over the edge.
jarvitron on December 5, 2008 at 3:50 PM Report this
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I've never been curious enough to watch 2g1c and I ain't watching this either.
Ritchie on December 5, 2008 at 5:45 PM Report this
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I'm curious, but also very delicate, like an orchid. Can somebody provide please a five-word description of the clip?
on December 5, 2008 at 6:33 PM Report this
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man breaks glass with ass
on December 5, 2008 at 9:27 PM Report this
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This is why they had those GI Joe "Knowing is half the battle" videos.
Miranda Radik on December 5, 2008 at 9:56 PM Report this
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Hm, I actually think it was far easier to watch than 2girls1cup. I was able to watch this all the way through rather than 2girls1cup (where I was profusely gagging and then vomiting). I guess I am just more squeamish with shit than blood.

I do hope that he received medical help because he lost far too much blood to be okay... eep.
aayla on December 6, 2008 at 12:29 AM Report this
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Welp, I watched a few seconds. Just to spoil this for everyone:

1. Jar goes in man's ass
2. He's uncircumcised
3. Does it break? Watch to find out!
Dragon_Slave on December 6, 2008 at 12:43 AM Report this
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WHY did you post this???
Tommy on December 6, 2008 at 3:49 AM Report this
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I'm switching to plastic
mutewitness on December 6, 2008 at 10:07 AM Report this
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There's an extended version that shows the guy stand up for a second, come out of shock long enough to realize what has happened and scream noooo! It pretty much canceled out all the pleasure I've enjoyed in my life until this moment.
jeff on December 6, 2008 at 8:10 PM Report this
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To jeff
He is not scream noooo! He went in silence. That scream is editors trick – anybody soundtrack
with titles Efukt.com in final of video. So, relax and enjoy ;)
alex13031969 on December 22, 2008 at 3:27 AM Report this
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Dispite how stupid this guy is, I felt kinda bad for him. Who knew such a gay pleasure could instantly turn into a painful glassy horror? There are two sequals to this. go to "www.owmyass.com" and it shows him in a bath tub cleaning his ass. and go to "www.efukt.com" and look for "1 man 1 screwdriver". It's too horrible to describe. You have to watch it yourself.
polkcountyboy93 on June 27, 2009 at 11:49 AM Report this

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