kylie minogue's australian, dude.

Haha! At 2AM it's apparent that I can't differentiate between the two countries. They both still have adorable accents, right?

Kylie Minogue had that flat nasal Australian accent that makes my ears hurt.I could not bear any song of her disposable pop anywhere near my own home.As fr "sexy" hard to see when every move right down to an eyebrow lift is rehearsed to within an inch of her life.There is not one spontaneous thing about the woman.