TV Jan 2, 2009 at 2:50 pm

"Melons" vs. Melons: WHO YA GOT?!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
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holy shit
Bpaul on January 2, 2009 at 3:23 PM Report this
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whoa. that was messed up.
Cory G on January 2, 2009 at 3:41 PM Report this
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Dude. That is fucked up. I can't even do that with my enormous whang. I want to see her get in a fight with someone.
Miranda Radik on January 3, 2009 at 6:23 PM Report this
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I like how one of her sandy blonde hair extensions fell off with the first boobie-blammo. Notice her discreetly shove it from the the table moments later.

Now THAT'S showbiz!!!
mel on January 4, 2009 at 6:59 PM Report this

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