Drunk Jan 5, 2009 at 3:34 pm

Spotted on Craigslist!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
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If I could turn back time I'd of called the dude instead of telling you about it.

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If I could reach the stars, I'd give them all to you.
on January 5, 2009 at 8:02 PM Report this
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Now there's a doll I could jerk it to!
Miranda Radik on January 5, 2009 at 8:42 PM Report this

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