I am just relieved that your first issue of the year contains not one bad word - or any word at all - about Jennifer Aniston. It was time for a fresh start. How about some investigative journalism about why "Management," with Woody Harrelson, filmed partly in Southeast Portland's Lone Fir Cemetery in 2007, still has not been released?

Uh, it's called BRIDE WARS and you were excited to see it?

Anything associated with the wedding industrial complex is to be avoided.

hahahaha. Sucker!