I like the stockade or egg firing squad idea. In the words of the Mikado:
"My object all sublime, I will achieve in time, to let the punishment fit the crime. The punishment fit the crime. And make each prisoner pent, unwittingly represent, a source of innocent merriment. Of innocent merriment."
Part of me thinks we might be giving him just what he wants if he publicly flagellate him. He seems to like the pain- why else would he let that press conference go on for an hour?
Why don't we punish him with love instead?
No forgiveness, though. Punish and move on. But no forgiveness for getting someone else to lie for him, and for putting his own interests first, in front of the city's.
I have no problem offering my forgiveness, that is how we have a civilization.
After he steps down, which is the natural consequence component of the wrongdoing.
Mr Adams - D forgives you.
My brother in-law (or something) suggested that he should have to wear a scarlet A. I mean, really, what is more appropriate for a puritan witch hunt than a puritan punishment?
Personally, I'd go for dunking him in the Willamette. We'll give him 4 years lead time, if he doesn't clean it up, (or if he is a witch,) he'll melt. He'll need to "nationalize" PGE, close Boardman, replace all the power with solar and wind, and the mercury (not the paper) levels in the river should become somewhat safe. However, if anyone can finish Vera's business, Sam can. (I can't believe people fish out of that thing.)
Love the pantsing idea. Did it in middle school to Jared Brode when he was hanging from a basketball rim in gym class in front of the whole 7th grade. Got me famous for a week. And that's the point of all this, right? Let's get Portland moving and accept the fact that 2009 will probably be the crazy year where all the buried shit in the world all comes to light. Damn internet.
What!? Still not talking to me Stevie!!!???
~Channaj
"My object all sublime, I will achieve in time, to let the punishment fit the crime. The punishment fit the crime. And make each prisoner pent, unwittingly represent, a source of innocent merriment. Of innocent merriment."
Paid advertising... that's soooo 2008. :-)
Why don't we punish him with love instead?
No forgiveness, though. Punish and move on. But no forgiveness for getting someone else to lie for him, and for putting his own interests first, in front of the city's.
After he steps down, which is the natural consequence component of the wrongdoing.
Mr Adams - D forgives you.
The post cracks me up and the comments by the master himself:
BOB R
crack me up!
I'm starting to feel sorry for you.
Here's what you do.
Find some people to orchestrate an attack on the PORTLAND BUILDING.
Blame it on Vancouver and declare a State of Emergency.
Send in the National Guard to invade Washington.
Don't forget to wear a flag on your lapel!
(Hey, if it could work with a moron from Texas it should work for you)
Sexxay details. Speaking slowly.
mmmmm......podium....
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
LOL!!LOL!!
Who is this Kiala?
She even watches MONTY PYTHON!
I just saw that episode!
I just happen to be available!
That's actually plausible.
Personally, I'd go for dunking him in the Willamette. We'll give him 4 years lead time, if he doesn't clean it up, (or if he is a witch,) he'll melt. He'll need to "nationalize" PGE, close Boardman, replace all the power with solar and wind, and the mercury (not the paper) levels in the river should become somewhat safe. However, if anyone can finish Vera's business, Sam can. (I can't believe people fish out of that thing.)