Apparently 39% or Mercury readers don't think it's sex, but maybe they're just not doing it right.

Matt, probably not the best thing to mention a 17 year old, and "lay" in the same sentence...

if I were 17, I'd totally make out with you.

I was wondering why Larry Craig was hanging out on the 2nd floor of City Hall.

if kissing is sexual contact, then apparently I have fucked a lot of dogs.

This is getting complicated, in a hilariously entertaining way. Why? What?

Does this mean that all European men are child molesters?

Well toes, do you kiss them back? Tongue? If so, yes, you have fucked a lot of dogs, and you are a very disturbed person whose opinion doesn't count for much.

I think she meant to say she "mentored" a lot of dogs.

Watch out, Davis! Are you attempting to lead teens astray? Do you want to get into the same bind as Mayor Sam? I'll bet there are THOUSANDS of 17 y/o who would love to kiss you. Do you remember the 24/7 hormone rush that was 17? You can't imagine how many good lookin' young guys were at the rally on Friday night with sweet grins on their faces and carrying signs that said: "My Mayor Sam is a Silver Fox". I imagine that he has guys throwing themselves at him every day of the week. You see, the power of his station is the greatest aphrodisiac. Beau "Lolita" Breedlove was the first case in point. And all the straights are titillated and jealous. They can finally read gay porn in the fishwrappers and get worked up, all under the guise of political concern. I'm glad Sam is back. I'm sure he will exercise a little more self control the next time such an opportunity arises.

mytoesareonfire: if the dog is named Lolita, JUST. WALK. AWAY.

mytoesareonfire: if the dog is named Lolita, JUST. WALK. AWAY.

Why don't you play the Tadzio role and do it with Savage before he leaves town? You're over 18, but still half his age, so there wouldn't be any legal repercussion.

Sure!

Oh shit, I'm not 17 anymore, just 18.

i'm fairly certain that for scientific validity, you need it to be a 17-year-old you have a crush on.

beaulita. sam's sin, his soul.

it just won't do.

Every time I read about Teenboygate, I get that Stevie Nicks song stuck in my head.

oh, so I'm the only one here who gets drunk at the party and makes out with the dog. Hypocrites!

toes, i kiss my cats, but i must admit i didn't want to follow your analogy very far.

Will you take 16?!!!! PLEASE!!! Include Humpy on this too!

Dude. My mom and dad used to kiss me goodnight every night. Now I now I was getting MOLEST0RED!