News Feb 12, 2009 at 10:27 am

Good Morning, News!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
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"Happy 200th birthday Abraham Lincoln and Arsenio Hall!"

And Darwin, dude.
The One True b!X on February 12, 2009 at 10:40 AM Report this
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Holy CRAP, Joaquin! That must be a cry for help. Help from what, I have no idea....
Patrick A. Coleman on February 12, 2009 at 11:16 AM Report this
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Personally, I think he's doing a spot on impersonation of Zach Galifinakis (aka the man I will marry if Dane dies before I do).

Anyway, it's totally on purpose.
kiala on February 12, 2009 at 12:06 PM Report this
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AKA the guy who failed first grade because he couldn't spell his own last name :)
tk. on February 12, 2009 at 12:14 PM Report this
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"I totally African Americaned out last night...can't remember anything."
kiala on February 12, 2009 at 2:29 PM Report this
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Funcomfortable is pretty apt. Clearly, JP is taking more than the recommended daily allowance of beard enhancement pills.
A-minus on February 12, 2009 at 11:12 PM Report this
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Damn. I'm late to the party again. What a great clip!
Miranda Radik on February 13, 2009 at 8:42 AM Report this

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