Happy Birthday to a no-talent ass clown!

Sure, it's easy to tell who's who from a distance.

One is a talentless, deriviative, mannish hack.

The other one's Michael Bolton.

michael bolton you are my hero am your biggest fan ,am from barbados ,i love your music i even have it on my phone as my ring tone and some on my memory card wishing you happy belated birthday greetings and wish you many more to come mind is next month april2 am going to be 41 years old,hope i hear from you can you be on facebook ,i really like to be a friend if you would have me am no stalker okay i just love your music. thank you for listening bye for now.my name is gaile skeete my email address is gaile_skeete@hotmail.com.