Anyone who lets his 12 year old get dragged on a tube in the Willamette should be prosecuted for child abuse. Why not just dunk his head into a cess pool?
Thank you DemonDog! You are correct!
Why not crack open a couple thermometers and let the kid drink the sweet, sweet juice they contain?
I wouldn't wash my hind quarters in there let alone have a child swimming in it.
The sailing is crappy in Holgate Channel. It is better in the lagoon.
But this is great news because the current is very low through the channel most of the year and thus makes it great for paddling anything. The no wake zone makes it even better because it can get real choppy in the confines of the channel and that makes it rough at best and a safety hazard at worse for the low freeboard paddle craft.
Why not crack open a couple thermometers and let the kid drink the sweet, sweet juice they contain?
I wouldn't wash my hind quarters in there let alone have a child swimming in it.
But this is great news because the current is very low through the channel most of the year and thus makes it great for paddling anything. The no wake zone makes it even better because it can get real choppy in the confines of the channel and that makes it rough at best and a safety hazard at worse for the low freeboard paddle craft.
I look forward to a nice summer on the river.