I would not put that in my body, but I would whip it at someone.

I want to bend that over a table and do obscene things to it.

I'd definitely eat a quarter of that. It's probably a good deal split four ways.

Is that the same Krabby Patty picture?

APRIL FOOLS -- c'mon people. Get a clue.....

@Doogie

I'm fairly certain this sandwich was created at K & Z. I can't guarantee that if you go in to K & Z tomorrow that you will actually get one. I don't know. Thus all the "mights" and "mays" in the post.

There is a chance, though, and I'm willing to look like a fool by walking in, ordering a "DDD," getting laughed at, and then coming back to Blogtown to tell you all about it. That's the kind of commitment I have for this place... For some unknown reason.

my money's on this not being an april fools prank.

That's the nastiest conglomerate of meat and cheese and whatever else I think I've ever laid eyes on.

Kenny and Zukes kicks ass, even if the staff is filled with idiot hipsters.

a.O is reading the mercury blog complaining about hipsters. Hmmm...

I can think of a couple people I want to eat a few of these. I care enough about them to buy one a day for them for as long as it takes.

That makes my heart feel funny just looking at it.

Thats probably what my heart looks like right now.