"before moving on to a Columbine-like shooting spree by a closeted kid who has fallen in love with the teenage terrorist who raped him in a shopping mall bathroom."

Wow!

ahaha, that was so great. Thanks for posting it. Chuck Palahniuk always reads like Goosebumps for high schoolers.

Yay. Another person who recognizes unadulterated hackery! I wouldn't mind Chuck if he ever grew as a writer or, ya know, researched his material a little more than just picking through whatever subject he can for the most "shocking" bits.

This is hilarious, Alison!