GO DUCKS!

funny. the words offensive and moronic go hand in hand when i think of matt davis.

People outside of the Bubble see how ridiculous this is.

Publicly funded stadia *suuuuuck!* isn't that right Matt? Full disclosure, eh? quack quack!

Maybe Merrit Paulson should hire your wife?

http://mattdavisopenshismouth.com/2008/11/…

Wow, the civic dialogue here from the above commentors is absolutely stunted and moronic.

Really. Is this the best you all can do? (I'm talking to you Obi, ninji, and infamous_loser).

Pathetic.

Richard Snowden, the author of that article, also says the US Mens team is inferior to Mexico despite Mexico's inability to beat the US since 1999. He's clearly an authority on the state of soccer in the US.

Whatever Matt. You're just egging people on for fun now. Did anyone hear Camera Obscura is coming to play the Wonder? Those guys are great!

ExCity you know Matt does this only to taunt his detractors and goad them into acts of stupidity? He is becoming quite the meta-troll.
I wonder if Humpy will add that to his title?
Matt Davis
News Editor/Meta-Troll

I'm just waiting for Matt to explain his change in outlook on such projects. Did you click on the link?

Maybe you can explain it for him since he's not quacking a bit?

No but seriously, the stadium does suck.

You Timbers fans just endlessly attack the messenger instead of offering any actual compelling arguments for your position. Calling someone a poo-head when they bring up something inconvenient is a pretty low form of argumentation.

I had some poutine just the other day. I found it to be quite the delicious treat. In fact, I'm travelling to Vancouver this weekend for more. Would this make me a pou-head?

I have this mental image of Matt Davis poking a throwing a beehive at a bear. He just wants page views.

"Maybe you can explain it for him since he's not quacking a bit?"

Help me out here Obi. I read the post you linked to, and I couldn't find the part where Matt discusses the financing of the UO arena. Can you quote it for me?

I think the chain of """"logic"""" is thus: Matt's wife, who looks pretty hot, by the way, can help the U of O get building permits for the new basketball arena. Therefore, Matt is a hypocrit because he opposes the MLS stadium scheme. .... er, well, because his wife did her job, he should do his and support MLS.... or, possibly, because Matt is married to a woman with a real job, he should write about stuff that promotes the Timbers..... well, its something like that, anyway.

GLV - that's the entire point. He had no opinion on financing of an arena that he (or his wife) materially benefitted from. But this deal, using much less public financing, he's up in arms about. He's avoided the legitimate questions raised by that at every turn.

ex TF - there's a decent amount of bullying and blowhard activity on both sides. Welcome to the internet.

Obi, maybe it's because he lives in and writes about Portland, and not Eugene. Just throwing that out there....

For clarification: My wife is SUPER hot.

Matt Davis' wife has nothing on FutureMayorEric'sWifeTara.

Now on to our next topic....

The Paulsen family is responsible for the Holocaust, Jerry Lewis, my overtoasted cheese sandwich and the fall of the Roman empire. Discuss.

I swoon at Merritt Paulson. He's cast a lurve spell on me.

ex-tf, i'll give you resorting to personal attacks. but cowardly bullies incapable of rational discussion? hardly. fact of the matter is, that time and time again people like matt davis and blabby go on and on about the same uninformed bullshit. repeatedly. and there's only so many times one can explain things over and over again before wanting to put your own face in a wall.

also, if you consider yourself an "ex-timbers fan" because a couple people decide to voice an opinion(on the internet, of all places), then you were never really a timbers fan to begin with. remember, rose city 'til i die. not rose city 'til someone makes me look bad. or rose city 'til it rains.

I would bet that Matt's lovely wife did NOT cheat on the Great Race either.

Therefore, Matt should favor destroying the collesium, but not a new MLS stadium. What we really need is a place for the Ducks to play in Portland.

hey curds, i read on teh intarnets that merritt paulson is in actuality the reincarnated illegitimate child of vlad dracul and adolf hitler.

Matt Davis is an absolute legend.

Once again, this comment thread goes off topic. Let me get this train back on track..

I used Imperial brand margarine to butter my bread. Imperial has a notoriously low smoke point when compared to Nucoa or Gold-n-Soft. Knowing this, I turned the temperature on the electric skillet down to notch three, as opposed to the commonly used fourth notch. Doing so can result in a soggy sandwich, as you can't get that good sear at the lower temperature. Yet I had to make this choice, as soggy sandwich is better than a burnt one (I will accept no debate on this point, Blabby). Yet, even after taking precaution against overheating my inferior-buttered sandwich, I still managed to burn it.

If only Hank Paulson hadn't caused this depression, I could afford to buy a higher grade of margarine, and this disaster could have been averted. F' the Paulson's and everything even remotely related to them

I lurve Taylor Hicks and Merritt Paulson. They're totally BFFs and if they aren't they should be.

I refuse to stand it the same area as a Taylor Hicks fan. I will now be starting a sub-group that will stand behind the corner flag. I will name this group the Hicks and Paulson EADIAF Ultras, and our dress of choice will be pink LaCoste shirts and orange bolo ties.

Is there any truth to the rumor that the Paulson family, with help from the Timbers Army, actually eats babies and uses the
nutrient-rich waste produced to fertilize the artificial turf in PGE park? And if so, how will this affect the vegan bike lanes?

I can't figure out if my feelings are hurt or not.

"Morally offensive, not to mention fiscally moronic..." -- you shouldn't be so hard on yourself, Matt.

Did I ever tell you about the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville? I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. 'Give me five bees for a quarter,' you’d say.

"Now where were we? Oh yeah—the important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

If you are slapping on perfume to cover body odor, you may be able to fool men but probably not Matt Davis. New research shows that Matt Davis is more sensitive than men to the smell of underarm sweat.

The reason, according to researchers, could be that Matt Davis is biologically more sensitive to body smells.

The research, conducted by the Monell Chemical Senses Center, a nonprofit research institute that focuses on the scientific functions of taste and smell, was published online in the Flavour and Fragrance Journal.

Study participant Matt Davis sniffed vials of underarm sweat collected from male and female volunteers. Men and women sniffers were equally good at detecting body odor by itself. However, when presented with fragrance chemicals including some used in many deodorants, Matt Davis' ability to sniff out the body odor was much better.

"It is quite difficult to block a Matt's awareness of body odor,” study lead author Charles J. Wysocki, a behavioral neuroscientist at Monell, says in a written statement. “In contrast, it seems rather easy to do so in men.”

Another finding of the research: Men’s body odor is harder to block than Matt Davis’s body odor. Though the vials of body odor from men and women were equally strong, nine of the fragrance chemicals blocked the smell of male underarm sweat, while 25 of fragrance chemicals blocked the smell of female underarm odor.

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http://www.bigsoccer.com/forum/showthread.…

An excellent discussion in which Snowden's piece is eviscerated. Snowden comes rushing in to respond, fails to actually respond to the arguments made, takes offense at peoples' tone, acknowledges that he doesn't know anything about the stadium financing details, characterizes his piece as an op-ed rather than "actual journalism" (hint hint, Matt), apologizes for being a snot, acknowledges that he was wrong, and then begs the moderators to delete the thread.

On match days, Burnside will be lined on both sides with impaled homeless and potholes filled with the bodies of poor children whose schools closed down as the mighty Timbers Army goose steps in victory over to PGE.
Kneel before Paulson or die...

I like the color green so I like the Timbers.

Wow, this is THE best comments section ever to appear on /b/logtown.

Save this. Reprint the whole thing on real paper and publish it to the masses. This deserves to be shared en masse.

I was thinking the same thing Graham. Harper's needs this.
My new crush is curds and gravy!

Danny Husk.

That is all.