Sex Apr 22, 2009 at 12:38 pm

Finally, a Better Way to Cleanse my Anal Canal

Wm. Steven Humphrey
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You realize that this "patented" system is commonplace in Japan, right? Down to the butt-shaped doodle on the buttons. It was in the hotel room the first I spent there. What followed will remain a closely guarded but perennially cherished secret.
dirigibleduck on April 22, 2009 at 1:38 PM Report this
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Yeah, you can buy them at Uwajamiya. I'm not sure why this is news, it's a fucking bidet.
A CAT, probably on April 22, 2009 at 1:42 PM Report this
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Hey, I never complained. That was Molly. But that's because her technique was weak.
Andrew Stout on April 22, 2009 at 2:25 PM Report this
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Dumb Bunny: I don't believe I put a "news" tag on this post.
Wm. Steven Humphrey on April 22, 2009 at 3:36 PM Mercury Staff
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Why does it have to go below the toilet seat? Why can it not insert directly into the anal passage, and have a scraping attachment that cleanses one's colon?

Also I like the bit of animation that shows the arm quickly moving out of the way when things get busy in the human release.
on April 22, 2009 at 4:10 PM Report this
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Wm.: "2 a: material reported in a newspaper or news periodical or on a newscast b: matter that is newsworthy"
A CAT, probably on April 22, 2009 at 4:46 PM Report this
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Wm.: Keep it coming!

dumb bunny: Don't be an ass.
Miranda Radik on April 22, 2009 at 4:54 PM Report this
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At least Dumb Bunny chose an appropriate name for himself.
on April 22, 2009 at 7:52 PM Report this

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