WTF? How did this post travel forwards through time and manage to post itself on Tuesday?

0-0! definitely need to give all our money to Paulson so we can witness exciting matches that result in scoreless draws. Pro-level stalemates. Real nailbiters.

I can hear the water cooler chatter now:

"Who won?"

"Nobody."

"What was the score?"

"Zero - zero."

You accidentally added an "H" to your name, my friend.

Mark, would you consider moving your Timbers match reports to a different website? Or is there an RSS feed for just your articles?

Gotta echo Totalnerd here. Love your reports but crap site.

Rogue Ales in the Pearl is also showing all Timbers away games, FYI.

I like having Mark's reports on Blogtown, because it inspires Portland soccer fans to interact with people who aren't assholes.