Yeah, I had no earthly idea what to make of this when I saw it earlier. Of it, Warren Ellis tweeted: "This cannot possibly be a real film. I must be missing something."

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?????????

Shoot him again. His soul is still dancing.

what the fuck happened to him? "Vampires Kiss"? "Valley Girl"? "Moonstruck"? He used to be brilliant. How far the mighty fall.....

You kidding?

This is the closest he's come to those highs in years. It was stupid to make this as a remake (its one in name only), but Herzog + Cage unleashed is some kind of gold, even on terrible DV.

I don't know Erik. Nic Cage? I just don't know. Though I did like the Roseanne theme music playing through the last half of the trailer.

Why does Nick Cage shave his sideburns now? He looks like an eight-year-old in the skate-boarding helmet that mom makes him wear.

Um, I just finished watching that and WTF? It's too elaborate to be a joke, isn't it? Strangling an old lady who can barely act? God, I'm embarrassed for all of Hollywood right now.

"it was not a significant bullet" Herzog = Bad ass.