Catcher in the Rye 2: So Long and Thanks For All the Goddamn Banana Fish

I'm getting my authors all mixed up.

Dammit, Salinger, write some new stuff that isn't in the form of a legal document!

Catcher in the Rye is only a good book if you're fourteen years old. Otherwise it's boring as all fuck.

Can we instead talk about those boobies in that photo wwith SuBo? Those are some nice boobies.

Boobies.

South Park was sooooooooooo on the money with Octo-Mel. I really truly believe he runs around dressed as William Wallace screaming his head off. He's ruining my love for "Road Warrior" and I've seen that movie a kajillion times.

I would pay good money to see Mel Gibson debate religion with Tom Cruise.