Politics Jun 2, 2009 at 10:44 am

Voicemail of the Week!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
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on June 2, 2009 at 11:08 AM Report this
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The Merc-a-ry.

Leave the mayor aloooone.

Errrrrs. Ridic-lus.
kiala on June 2, 2009 at 11:16 AM Report this
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"Your Business Hour", and "There's a lotta drug problems goin' on" are stand-alone classics.
on June 2, 2009 at 11:21 AM Report this
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So, did he call back on Monday, like he said?
portlander4life on June 2, 2009 at 12:08 PM Report this
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Sam? Is that you?
DeepCerulean on June 2, 2009 at 12:48 PM Report this
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Beautiful.
Commenty Colin on June 2, 2009 at 1:02 PM Report this
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Was that Sammy Boy drunk-dialing, or just another over opinionated and under informed yokel with nothing better to do?

Go back to your hole Daniel!!!
Press5forPigLatin on June 2, 2009 at 1:44 PM Report this
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Wm Stephen Humphrey,

you just made my day and I want to thank you for helping me have a little smile until my head hits the pillow tonight.

leeches and lies! leeches and lies! that's it! Best book title EVER!
gonetorio on June 2, 2009 at 2:03 PM Report this
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Merkry is redicklus
on June 2, 2009 at 3:14 PM Report this
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4RNb3tt0LM
Vapor Towel on June 2, 2009 at 3:42 PM Report this
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Leave the Mayor alone . . . in MEXICO!
alan cordle on June 2, 2009 at 5:02 PM Report this
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Can I have his number? I think that he would like my mother.
Sandra D on June 2, 2009 at 6:16 PM Report this
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OK, I listened to this again because I wanted to keep my smile, and I realized....the caller was doing this as a joke! Even better!!!! Can he do some stand-up for us at the brewhaha tomorrow?
gonetorio on June 2, 2009 at 6:20 PM Report this
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OK, I listened to this again because I wanted to keep my smile, and I realized....the caller was doing this as a joke! Even better!!!! Can he do some stand-up for us at the brewhaha tomorrow?
gonetorio on June 2, 2009 at 6:27 PM Report this
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That is fan-fucking-tastic! I'm gonna have to add the main line to my drunk dial list so I can be cool like that guy.

Even better, maybe I'll have my roommate call in when he's trashed.
Miranda Radik on June 2, 2009 at 7:22 PM Report this

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