I agree. Plastic milk cartons contain BPA (Bisphenol A, not Bonneville Power Administration,) and certain people, (me) can actually taste it. Given the choice between plastic milk and water, I'll just drink water. I don't know why anybody drinks that garbage in the first place, (directly from the bottle or not,) it gives you cancer.

(Fortunately, I don't have to choose, I get my milk [delivered, weekly] in glass bottles and if you tried this prank on me, you'd just end up hurting your hands.)

god dammit! why is slo-mo so good?!?!?!