Politics Jun 18, 2009 at 1:14 pm

Because Bible Study Isn't A Qualitative Exercise

Matt Davis
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I'm sure they'd be totally tolerant of someone reading the Satanic Bible.
Suburban Porn King on June 18, 2009 at 1:46 PM Report this
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Perhaps you could set up on the opposite side of the steps.
Matt Davis on June 18, 2009 at 2:16 PM Report this
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Does bible reading work like some sort of magical incantation? What do they think is supposed to happen by doing this?

It would be just as effective to set up a sandwich board and start wordlessly flagellating oneself.
encephalopath on June 18, 2009 at 4:49 PM Report this
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Maybe they believe marble is an osmosis conductor.

carla on June 18, 2009 at 5:12 PM Report this
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Maybe they believe that marble is an osmosis conductor.

carla on June 18, 2009 at 5:13 PM Report this

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