When Farah Fawcett got to heaven, and went through the pearly gates, she was greeted by God.
"Wow!" exclaimed the Holy Ghost. "We really enjoyed your work here. Especially Charlie's Angels! I still have a poster in my office of you with that red bikini!"
Farah is a little taken aback. "Thank you, Lord..."
Jehovah goes on, "Well, I have a special reward for you. I'm prepared to grant you one wish. Have anything in mind?"
Not one to act selfish and change God's opinion of her, Farah thinks for a second and decides upon a wish. "I'd like for all the children of the world to be safe and sound forever."
Because I'm dead! I'm dead! Come on!
(Dead! Dead! Really, really dead!)
You know I'm dead! I'm dead! You know it!
(Dead! Dead! Really, really dead!)
You know I'm dead! I'm dead! Come on, you know!
(Dead! Dead! Really, really dead!)
And the whole world has to answer right now, just to tell you once again:
WHO’S DEAD?!
I conclude he's still alive. Such a recluse in recent years and now money troubles. Sure he had the 02 shows to help turn things around - but would they have really?
Either way, his decline is so sad. He either never grew up out of his juvenile innocence or was simply a very very weird man. I guess the world will never know for sure now that he's disappeared.
Anyhow, you might as well joke away... If you didn't care to show respect when he was around... why front now?
• Upset about Michael Jackson. The 13 yr. old in me still loved him. The 37 yr. old me wanted to see him complete his transformation.
about 18 hours ago from web
• When they do MJ's autopsy, do you think they'll find Tinkerbell inside?
about 15 hours ago from web
• First morning without Michael Jackson. The world has lost a superstar but gained a ton of hair relaxer.
about 9 hours ago from web
I am english living on this side of the pond and need to hear them jokes now; nothing lightens up my day than a good few jokes about the latest celeb to kick the bucket
Jehovah's Witnesses messed him up then disfellowshipped him.
Rest in Peace Michael Jackson,many of MJ's dysfunctions arose from the conflict of his repressed Jehovah's Witnesses belief system and the life of a rock star.
I find it interesting that 99.9% of reporters and commentators state or imply that Michael Jackson's connection with the WatchTower Cult ended when he was disfellowshipped in the 1980s.
Katherine and Rebbie's family are all active JWs. Anyone who knows anything about JWs knows how this would play on MJ, who was at onetime an extremely devout JW.
In fact, circa 2004-5, a southern California newspaper published photos and an article showing MJ and his children attending their local Kingdom Hall. Does anyone really believe that someone with MJ's ego would not only attend a "meetings" at his Kingdom Hall, but also take his children with him, if he were being shunned as disfellowshipped persons are at a JW Kingdom Hall. I suspect that MJ had been "reinstated" as an active JW sometime prior to 2004. Let's see some reporter dig into that one. Don't expect the WatchTower Society or local JWs admit such without presentation of overwhelming evidence given present citcumstances.
The negative influence of the teachings of the Jehovah's Witnesses on Michael and his family have been either downplayed or totally ignored for as long as the Jackson Family has received public attention. For those readers who really want to know what life is like to be reared in the WatchTower Cult, nothing beats real world scenarios, and of real world scenarios, nothing beats actual civil and criminal court cases.
The following website summarizes 900 court cases and lawsuits involving children of Jehovah's Witness Parents. The summaries demonstrate how JW Families rear their children and live life day-to-day. Also included are nearly 400 CRIMINAL cases -- most involving MURDERS:
DIVORCE, BLOOD TRANSFUSIONS, AND OTHER LEGAL ISSUES AFFECTING CHILDREN OF JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES
"TMZ reports former pet Bubbles the Chimp was shocked upon hearing the news of his former owner.
Bubbles stated: "Although I am saddened during this difficult time, I take relief in knowing Michael is finally off my back". "
Top 10 Ideas for Michael Jackson Memorial Meal
------------------------------------------------------------
10) The Way You Make Me Veal
9) Break of Prawn
8) Want to Be Starchin' Somethin'
7) Rock Shrimp with You
6) Heel the World
5) Smooth Crimini
4) Pretty Young Wing
3) Billy Jean Almondine
2) Remember the Thyme Roast Chicken
1) Black or White Cookies
When Farah Fawcett got to heaven, and went through the pearly gates, she was greeted by God.
"Wow!" exclaimed the Holy Ghost. "We really enjoyed your work here. Especially Charlie's Angels! I still have a poster in my office of you with that red bikini!"
Farah is a little taken aback. "Thank you, Lord..."
Jehovah goes on, "Well, I have a special reward for you. I'm prepared to grant you one wish. Have anything in mind?"
Not one to act selfish and change God's opinion of her, Farah thinks for a second and decides upon a wish. "I'd like for all the children of the world to be safe and sound forever."
"Done!" exclaim the Heavenly Father. He snaps, and Michael Jackson appears next to Farah
When Farah Fawcett got to heaven,and went through the pearly gates,she was greeted by God."Wow"exclaimed the Holy Ghost."We really enjoyed your work here.And I still have a poster in my office of you with that red bikini!" Farah was taken aback. "Thank you,Lord...."Jehovah goes on,"Well,I have a special award for you.I'm Prepared to grant you one wish.Do you have anything in mind?" Farah thinks for a second and decides upon a wish."I'd like for all the children of the world to be safe and sound forever."
"Done!" exclaims the Heavenly Father.He snaps,and Michael Jackson appeas next to Farah.
"Wow!" exclaimed the Holy Ghost. "We really enjoyed your work here. Especially Charlie's Angels! I still have a poster in my office of you with that red bikini!"
Farah is a little taken aback. "Thank you, Lord..."
Jehovah goes on, "Well, I have a special reward for you. I'm prepared to grant you one wish. Have anything in mind?"
Not one to act selfish and change God's opinion of her, Farah thinks for a second and decides upon a wish. "I'd like for all the children of the world to be safe and sound forever."
"Done!" exclaims the Heavenly Father.
(Dead! Dead! Really, really dead!)
You know I'm dead! I'm dead! You know it!
(Dead! Dead! Really, really dead!)
You know I'm dead! I'm dead! Come on, you know!
(Dead! Dead! Really, really dead!)
And the whole world has to answer right now, just to tell you once again:
WHO’S DEAD?!
(Can't take credit tho, I heard it last night)
Either way, his decline is so sad. He either never grew up out of his juvenile innocence or was simply a very very weird man. I guess the world will never know for sure now that he's disappeared.
Anyhow, you might as well joke away... If you didn't care to show respect when he was around... why front now?
...
50 year old meat between 10 year old buns
when finally someone did, they pinched his nose and it fell off.
stop the recycling of old jackson jokes. serious. i hope you get the bassline of billy jean stuck in your head.
• Upset about Michael Jackson. The 13 yr. old in me still loved him. The 37 yr. old me wanted to see him complete his transformation.
about 18 hours ago from web
• When they do MJ's autopsy, do you think they'll find Tinkerbell inside?
about 15 hours ago from web
• First morning without Michael Jackson. The world has lost a superstar but gained a ton of hair relaxer.
about 9 hours ago from web
"I AM Peter Pan!"
1. He "stumbled" into the Jonas Bros. changing room.
2. He smoked too much "Jesus Rock."
Jamison Fountain!
(It's funny because it's true!)
.....when the big hand is touching the little hand.......
http://nationallampoon.com/articles/michea…
Rest in Peace Michael Jackson,many of MJ's dysfunctions arose from the conflict of his repressed Jehovah's Witnesses belief system and the life of a rock star.
Katherine and Rebbie's family are all active JWs. Anyone who knows anything about JWs knows how this would play on MJ, who was at onetime an extremely devout JW.
In fact, circa 2004-5, a southern California newspaper published photos and an article showing MJ and his children attending their local Kingdom Hall. Does anyone really believe that someone with MJ's ego would not only attend a "meetings" at his Kingdom Hall, but also take his children with him, if he were being shunned as disfellowshipped persons are at a JW Kingdom Hall. I suspect that MJ had been "reinstated" as an active JW sometime prior to 2004. Let's see some reporter dig into that one. Don't expect the WatchTower Society or local JWs admit such without presentation of overwhelming evidence given present citcumstances.
The negative influence of the teachings of the Jehovah's Witnesses on Michael and his family have been either downplayed or totally ignored for as long as the Jackson Family has received public attention. For those readers who really want to know what life is like to be reared in the WatchTower Cult, nothing beats real world scenarios, and of real world scenarios, nothing beats actual civil and criminal court cases.
The following website summarizes 900 court cases and lawsuits involving children of Jehovah's Witness Parents. The summaries demonstrate how JW Families rear their children and live life day-to-day. Also included are nearly 400 CRIMINAL cases -- most involving MURDERS:
DIVORCE, BLOOD TRANSFUSIONS, AND OTHER LEGAL ISSUES AFFECTING CHILDREN OF JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES
http://jwdivorces.bravehost.com
Due to his untimely death, all Michael Jackson's upcoming English dates have been cancelled, beginning with Colin (aged 10) and Nigel (aged 8).
"TMZ reports former pet Bubbles the Chimp was shocked upon hearing the news of his former owner.
Bubbles stated: "Although I am saddened during this difficult time, I take relief in knowing Michael is finally off my back". "
Top 10 Ideas for Michael Jackson Memorial Meal
------------------------------------------------------------
10) The Way You Make Me Veal
9) Break of Prawn
8) Want to Be Starchin' Somethin'
7) Rock Shrimp with You
6) Heel the World
5) Smooth Crimini
4) Pretty Young Wing
3) Billy Jean Almondine
2) Remember the Thyme Roast Chicken
1) Black or White Cookies
http://michael-jackson-dead-jokes.blogspot…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tnVMkXEcI0
When Farah Fawcett got to heaven, and went through the pearly gates, she was greeted by God.
"Wow!" exclaimed the Holy Ghost. "We really enjoyed your work here. Especially Charlie's Angels! I still have a poster in my office of you with that red bikini!"
Farah is a little taken aback. "Thank you, Lord..."
Jehovah goes on, "Well, I have a special reward for you. I'm prepared to grant you one wish. Have anything in mind?"
Not one to act selfish and change God's opinion of her, Farah thinks for a second and decides upon a wish. "I'd like for all the children of the world to be safe and sound forever."
"Done!" exclaim the Heavenly Father. He snaps, and Michael Jackson appears next to Farah
"Done!" exclaims the Heavenly Father.He snaps,and Michael Jackson appeas next to Farah.
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